i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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