I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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