he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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