theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So. Much. Porn.
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