he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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