Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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