just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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