You really coming over, don't trick.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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