whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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