Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.

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(631): View more from New York

Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.

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(925): View more from California

Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless

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(858): View more from California

Life is so much better after having sex.

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(813): View more from Florida

yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing

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(616): View more from Michigan

sometimes you have to go after what you want

(313): View more from Michigan

true. and i really want to cum

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(818): View more from California

At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.

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(941): View more from Florida

He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Fuck me I smell like cheese

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