question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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