I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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