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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I fill condoms, not promises.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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