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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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  the remaining ten - you weren't in

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.

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