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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  pussy has no personality

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  Amen to that

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So how did it go?

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.

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