i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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