I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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