In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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