Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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