after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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