i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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