I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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