waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Randomize
