sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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