I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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