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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits

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• (516): View more from New York

  I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.

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• (818): View more from California

  Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.

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