A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.