It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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