Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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