The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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