Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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