**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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