I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
