Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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