so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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