I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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