when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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