No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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