Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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