Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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