I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I am available for nakedness
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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