I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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