didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I did not marry a roomba.
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