My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Me too!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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