I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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