ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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