Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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