Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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