Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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