I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I have already put on my inside pants.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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