Yo dont text me then not text me
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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