literally had 100 drinks last night.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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