billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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