she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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