this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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