I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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